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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7423	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	8380	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Players Killed by Monsters:	9296
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1061	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	188
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.