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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9715
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Emeralds Found:	2254	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	2739
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3525
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	170939	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Items Found:	4320
New Chunks Explored:	79254	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Crops Grown:	4631	Love Letters Sent:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.