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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2577
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2995	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5339	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7452
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!