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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	2549	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9986
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	94
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4674	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	113	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	66	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.