KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Conflict, deadly, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military aggression, Missile, missile defense, Missiles, north korean, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, Russian attack, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crops Grown:	9710
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2266	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	7698
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	797	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	149	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	587160
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ores Mined:	7547	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Animals Bred:	84	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3935
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.