lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Void Armor Forged: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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