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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1046 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8179 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWABOTY and within minutes, they were teleported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. The player was so amazed by the wacky world that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s not even the best part – every time you mine a diamond on KWABOTY, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and grants you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! If you join KWABOTY today, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes and dances to disco music. And don’t even get me started on our weekly events like “Build a House Upside Down” or “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Teach it Ballet”.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWABOTY now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
