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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWABOTY and within minutes, they were teleported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. The player was so amazed by the wacky world that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s not even the best part – every time you mine a diamond on KWABOTY, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and grants you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! If you join KWABOTY today, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes and dances to disco music. And don’t even get me started on our weekly events like “Build a House Upside Down” or “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Teach it Ballet”.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWABOTY now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
