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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2847 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.
so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.