KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1858	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5049
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Potions Brewed:	184	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	1235

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	542824	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2804
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1009
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	572151
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Villages Defended:	10
Mines Excavated:	4806	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5