Kriegcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1173
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Potions Brewed:	105

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8241	Divine Spears Created:	13
Potions Brewed:	88	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2303	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	2178	Emeralds Found:	7927
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8069
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2755

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	764
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	753

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7563	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	961	Magic Wands Crafted:	5