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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1398 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪