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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8057 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1886 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪