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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6292 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3529 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.
so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
