so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 963 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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