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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9980 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!
