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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	211	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4168

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	7644
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	New Chunks Explored:	862523
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	512
Dragon Eggs Found:	9325	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1982
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3