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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5556 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!
SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE