| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4761 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2688 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5601 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7179 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1961 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4541 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7313 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1904 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3183 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4545 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3102 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1816 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5998 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 804 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.
Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2088 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
