KosherCraft SMP: The Honorary Jews

budgeting, common sense tips, dave ramsey, debt free, debt management, debt repayment, Financial Advice, financial freedom, financial literacy, honorary, honorary Jews, Jews, KosherCraft, living on rice and beans, low iq, money management, Mr. Shlomo, personal finance, saving money, self help guru, smp, Troglodytes, working 80 hours a week

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2799
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9769	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	66
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	983	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3419	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	7929
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.