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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2636 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7760 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
