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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
