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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1304 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 223 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.
we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
