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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8457 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6618 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9735 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
