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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
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