so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.

we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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