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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2840 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!