KnifeHolderCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. And you know what? On our server, that dream came true! We got unicorns roaming around, blowing up rainbows instead of exploding. It’s a magical sight, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of parkour. They’re flipping and jumping all over the place, showing off their skills like nobody’s business. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a special potion on our server that turns you into a chicken for a day. Imagine strutting around, clucking at your friends, and laying eggs like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a cluckin’ good time, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a flying pig into the sunset. It’s all possible in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Death chest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy Anti-xray protection Server on 24/7 No creeper block damage No enderman picking up blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server open to all age groups?	No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
How can I protect my chests?	You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
Can I make my items invisible?	Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Are there player and mob heads available?	Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
Is there a way to recover items after death?	Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
Can I use a vein-miner on this server?	Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
Are there player homes and a custom economy system?	Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server?	Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions?	Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RideOrDie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from weird old guys begging for rides and guilt-tripping you into helping them! Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own transportation system and never have to deal with creepy passengers again.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can create your own driving school and teach others how to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. No more late-night drives with strangers who make you uncomfortable – here, you’re in control of who you interact with.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have fun without worrying about weirdos asking for favors. Plus, if you ever need a break from it all, just hop on a virtual plane and fly away to a new adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than giving rides to sketchy characters.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DadDramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NightOwlCraft SMP

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Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have epic battles with creepers, build ridiculous structures, and prank each other with TNT traps! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget about your boring adult responsibilities. So come join us and let your inner child run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SuperInconvenientPowers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9239
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrumpCraftHackerz

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but u dont wanna get in trouble with the law? well, join our minecraft server and u can be a hacker without any consequences! we got three iranians who hacked into trump’s campaign and now they’re on our server teaching u how to hack like a pro. come join us for some epic hacks and crazy adventures! just dont tell the fbi, ok? lolz.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

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so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	6191
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	607262	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	820
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

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CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

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But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StreamerFailCraft

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Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Buildings Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.