Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	2807
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7644	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	New Chunks Explored:	987454
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	899178	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7787
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!