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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6052
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	3670	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5973
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchantments Applied:	223	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6580	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3548
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	166
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.