Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	730	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7334
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	276
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	3281
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	4044
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	631

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	107	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	1690

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7501	Animals Bred:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2326
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.