Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5809	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ores Mined:	9750	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	7588

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Farms Harvested:	717

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.