Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7893	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7770	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	194	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.