Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2519	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9028
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	232	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Items Found:	7793
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8978	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	246	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5712

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Farms Harvested:	294	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Players Killed by Monsters:	7957
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!