Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	269	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9012	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DreamCrafters

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

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Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyPutin2021

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so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2020	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	149509
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

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so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	519409	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!