Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6145
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Remember This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisCraft2021

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Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	3220
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyConspiracies

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	97	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

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so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2631	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	236
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4153
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5534	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	8645	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2259	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2434	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.