Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SisCraft2021

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Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyConspiracies

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

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so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	939	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4459	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	586680
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	183

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”