KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ArcadiaRP

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Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	556
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThirstyCraft

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	61
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.