Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8643
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Farms Harvested:	985

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	9036	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!