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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9690 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).