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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6913 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 788 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).
