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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1448 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 1085 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!