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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 561 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2949 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 3397 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!