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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3118 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!