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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7168 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8889 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers do the cha-cha slide. One time, I was mining for diamonds and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of enchanted golden apples because they said I had a nice skin. Like, what even?! It was so random and wholesome, I cried pixelated tears of joy.
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, I was feeling carb-y) and this other player came by and started throwing stacks of cooked potatoes at me from a flying pig. Turns out they were the Potato King of the server and they wanted to bless me with their starchy goodness. It was like a dream come true, I felt so honored to be showered in spuds.
So yeah, if you want to experience the wackiest and most heartwarming moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP. Who knows, you might even be crowned the Potato Prince/ss or witness a llama disco party in the Nether. The possibilities are as endless as my rambling in this post, so come on and join the fun!
