Kim’s Crafty Commies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we make north korea look like a daycare center. we have so much fun that even kim jong un would be jealous. our players are so dedicated they even do political indoctrination in their sleep. we have crazy events like reenacting the missile launches and building giant statues of our fearless leader. join us and become a true north korean minecraft warrior. just watch out for the secret police, they might ban you for not praising the dear leader enough.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3582
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	1585	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1380	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Potions Brewed:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Star Shards Collected:	265	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9787	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Limegaming

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.