Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!
This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.
What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.
And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.
Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!
