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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3335 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
