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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.
we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.
also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.
so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.
