KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Star Shards Collected: 139 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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